Photograph of John F. Kennedy looks amazingly like face on Mars

New photographic evidence of the fabled "Face" on Mars shows a remarkable likeness to the face of the late President John F. Kennedy.  "It's amazing!" said a highly placed source at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, CA.  "It makes you wonder."  One theory being circulated is that President Kennedy visited Mars in the hours following his death and the Martians put up the face as a memorial of that visit.  Another theory is that Martians came to earth centuries before, and because they can see the future, they returned to their planet and carved the Face in honor of what they saw coming on earth.  "Whatever happened," said the highly placed source, "the likeness has made us all speechless."