Area Dog Leads Secret Life as Cat

An area Border Collie named Sandy has been discovered leading a secret life as a White Burmese cat named Precious.  The discovery occurred around 2:00 am as Sandy was leaving Fancy Feast, a nightclub for the transpecies underground.  "It had to happen sometime," said Detective Sergeant Thomas Murphy of the Rahway police department.  "We're seeing this kind of thing more and more, but never like this." Neighbors were surprised to find out about the dog's secret life.  "She always kept to herself," one neighbor, Louise Willibrand, told reporters.  "We never suspected that she was doing anything like this."

The dog's family were not available for comment.
"What is this country coming to?" said Detective Murphy.